I used to blog.

I used to blog. I used to blog with such grace and fervor bitches were all like “damn, this motherfucker is majestic.” (That may be a...

Splash

Today I brought my car in to get a bunch of work done I’d been putting off. (Break and transmission fluids, coolant, timing belt, and...

$0.44

In two days I’ve earned $0.44 doing something that I do all of the time. Unlocking my phone. My husband? An entire dollar. It...

iPhones don't fly.

Levi broke my phone. (Broke is probably more closely described as obliterated, but in an attempt to minimize hyperbole I chose to write broke. Deal with...

Moving In

We’re almost completely moved out of our old apartment, which of course means we’re almost completely moved into our new apartment. Today was one...

Moving

It’s been quite the busy week! Levi and I have almost completely finished moving into our new apartment. All that remains to do is for...

Geek Problems.

This post is about blogging, so half of my readers are going to be all “fuck this” and the others will probably also be like “fuck...