Google is an asshole.
Periodically I look through my spam folder to see if Google has gotten a little crazy about what it deems spam. Usually it isn’t a big deal, the spam filter is pretty good about catching the things I really don’t want to read. Things like messages from Adobe, trying to sell me monthly access to their creative cloud, or messages from the American Kennel Club wishing Dangbat’s Megatron a happy birthday—that bitch just turned one—whilst trying to sell me a health care plan for my dog. (All while wishing her a life full of future happy birthdays—because if I don’t buy the health insurance my dog will die.)
But…sometimes Google goes too far. Like when it chose not to send this gem to my inbox:What was Google thinking?! This poor mountain slut wants to know what I think about the photos of her and her hottest friend! Why wouldn’t Google want me to view them?
I think Google is jealous.