Google is an asshole.

Periodically I look through my spam folder to see if Google has gotten a little crazy about what it deems spam. Usually it isn’t a big deal, the spam filter is pretty good about catching the things I really don’t want to read. Things like messages from Adobe, trying to sell me monthly access to their creative cloud, or messages from the American Kennel Club wishing Dangbat’s Megatron a happy birthday—that bitch just turned one—whilst trying to sell me a health care plan for my dog. (All while wishing her a life full of future happy birthdays—because if I don’t buy the health insurance my dog will die.)

But…sometimes Google goes too far. Like when it chose not to send this gem to my inbox:

![I've never felt so honored in my life, Mountain Slut! Thank you for giving me this opportunity.](http://battey.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-338x600.jpg)
I’ve never felt so honored in my life, Mountain Slut! Thank you for giving me this opportunity. xoxo Cowboy
What was Google thinking?! This poor mountain slut wants to know what I think about the photos of her and her hottest friend! Why wouldn’t Google want me to view them?

I think Google is jealous.

Stephen Battey

Stephen Battey

Stephen is a 25 year old amateur photographer, blogger, and husband from Tacoma, Washington. He shares a cute ass house with his husband, cat, and two dogs. He generally hates all weather patterns.

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