Google is an asshole.

Periodically I look through my spam folder to see if Google has gotten a little crazy about what it deems spam. Usually it isn’t a big deal, the spam filter is pretty good about catching the things I really don’t want to read. Things like messages from Adobe, trying to sell me monthly access to their creative cloud, or messages from the American Kennel Club wishing Dangbat’s Megatron a happy birthday—that bitch just turned one—whilst trying to sell me a health care plan for my dog. (All while wishing her a life full of future happy birthdays—because if I don’t buy the health insurance my dog will die.)

But…sometimes Google goes too far. Like when it chose not to send this gem to my inbox:

I've never felt so honored in my life, Mountain Slut! Thank you for giving me this opportunity.
I’ve never felt so honored in my life, Mountain Slut! Thank you for giving me this opportunity. xoxo Cowboy
What was Google thinking?! This poor mountain slut wants to know what I think about the photos of her and her hottest friend! Why wouldn’t Google want me to view them?

I think Google is jealous.

Stephen Battey

Stephen is a 25 year old amateur photographer, blogger, and husband from Tacoma, Washington. He shares a cute ass house with his husband, cat, and two dogs. He generally hates all weather patterns.

Tacoma, WA