I'm selling out.
And this, “A groan grasps the peanut near the offending anthology.” is how they’re figuring out if it’s really me. That’s probably the most ridiculous randomly generated sentence I’ve ever seen. You can see my disclosure policy here if you would like, but for the most part it just says that anything under the “Sponsored” category is a paid advertisement. I hope that this doesn’t drive anybody away because, to be honest, I’m kind of not so sure about it yet.
Part of me is excited about the opportunity to turn this money pit (I pay 25 dollars a month to run this blog) into a cash cow (OK, that’s a little overboard — I will settle for a slightly successful sloth. Can you handle all of this alliteration?!), but then the other part of me doesn’t know if I can turn a reasonable profit without subjecting my readers to an unreasonable amount of advertisements.
Considering how much I hate advertisements in general, I think I can keep it to a minimum. We’ll see how this goes.
Edit: Here is another one. Let us learn all things from everybody